A new definition of college

A friend of mine, who is a freshman in college, wrote the following assessment of her experience there.

"Oh, college. You masquerade as higher education, but you are really just a cover for a period of financially and emotionally expensive and risky self-debasement, over analysis, and obsessive reexamination of every conceivable neurosis or quirk, as well as a time for snarky politics and perceived witticisms and elaborate mating dances."

Thank You Monica!